nuditea:

last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there

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10 Daily Random Facts

ultrafacts:

In 2009, Nigerian Police arrested a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery

More than 1.2 million Ice Bucket Challenge videos have been shared on Facebook.

Even though the history of Star Wars is so complex, Yoda’s species was never named.

A lemon will float in water, but a lime will…

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codyaferg:

wow-suchbree-veryblog:

"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"

"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"

"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"

SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.

This is honestly the best explanation I have ever seen.

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awwww-cute:

I sometimes work from home. This is my dog’s polite way of asking to play. She’ll hold this pose until I pay attention to her. Meet my beautiful girl, Pickles

awwww-cute:

I sometimes work from home. This is my dog’s polite way of asking to play. She’ll hold this pose until I pay attention to her. Meet my beautiful girl, Pickles

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iforgothowtonormal:

idk how and when but these makeup transformations are a thing now and they’re killing me

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idreamofjimmy:

Sheen Estevez, Ace Attorney

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