smilefor-medarling:

Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.

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32 minutes ago
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gwenlightened:

I want this written across my ceiling.

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2 hours ago
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ryannxp:

markerdemon:

skinny-depression:

fucking powerful. and unfortunately true

Tall people are assholes.

Tall people are assholes.

ryannxp:

markerdemon:

skinny-depression:

fucking powerful. and unfortunately true

Tall people are assholes.

Tall people are assholes.

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3 hours ago
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awwww-cute:

Dogs can’t read a clock, but when it comes to dinner, they know exactly what time it is

awwww-cute:

Dogs can’t read a clock, but when it comes to dinner, they know exactly what time it is

19 hours ago
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poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

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1 hour ago
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superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

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17 hours ago
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sueslayer:

archetypalboner:

galesofnovember:

someone told me once that “blink blink” is cat for “I love you”

I’m sure this is total bullshit but i choose to believe it.

cats are hardcore man. instead of going, “i love you,” or whatever, they’re just like, “YOU ARE NEITHER MY ENEMY NOR MY PREY AND I THUS ALLOW YOU TO BE IN MY UNGUARDED PRESENCE.”

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18 hours ago
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